SHE TOLD ME SHE'S SMARTER THAN ME

Y'all are going to LAUGH if I tell you what happened. 

[BG MUSIC: "I knew you were trouble", Taylor Swift 🔪🔪🔪]

Kids these days, I SWEAR LMAOOOOOO.

I was talking to a little girl yesterday, about 10 years old, I think. So, we were talking and she said, "But the good thing about my generation is that we were born at the perfect time. Like, we didn't grow up with iPads, so we are very much into books; but at the same time we're really smart about computers and stuff too. So we're smarter than you guys in every way aha."

Ok. This is what happened.

What I actually thought:

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

GIRL, WHAT??!?!?!

OK, THIS IS HILARIOUS. SOMEONE TELL THIS GIRL HOW HILARIOUS SHE IS BEING RIGHT NOW.

GIRL, DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE EVEN TALKING TO LMAOOOOOO???

SMARTER THAN ME. HUN, YOU WISH."

What I did instead:

I laughed and said, "Ahaha that's really true though. You guys are smarter, I mean, look at all these wonderful things you're getting exposed to at such a young age. That's lovely. Make the most of it. :)))"

She smiled, pleased with herself, and left.

Hun, watch. 

Smarter than me. Hmmm. I'm not saying that you're not. I'm just saying that it's not going to be like that in the future anymore, NOW THAT YOU ARE SO ARROGANT ABOUT THAT FACT.

Like, I'm in UNIVERSITY, omg. If I use the "generation" excuse for not being smart enough, it's just a LOAD OF BULLSHIT. And anyway, I have a good body and a good mind. If I'm alive, I can learn. And if I can learn, I can win.

Wrong girl ever to talk to like this. 

Imma change everything, sweety. Sooooo gradually and so QUIETLY; you'll never even know the journey I took due to some casual, I'm-the-best-and-you-are-not words you blessed me with. 

I repeat.

If I'm alive, I can learn. And if I can learn, I damn sure can win.

Xoxo

Insane Little Brunette 🔪

PS: Ah, by the way, did you know that bees are born fully grown?

COMING UP NEXT: HE CHALLENGED ME TO LEARN FRENCH.