3 AM TEXTING RULES
This is what I texted a friend at 3 in the night. I knew he'd be up because he lives in a different time zone.
"Hey, what are you doing?
I CAN'T SLEEP.
I woke up at night after a REALLY long time.
And I feel like an INSOMNIAC.
But I was really hungry so I ate waffles.
Now I'm going to try to sleep."
And like 10 minutes later, he replied,
"I'm playing video games.
Goodnight again :)"
(since he'd already wished me before I went to bed)
I SWEAR THAT HIT ME LIKE A SLAP.
WAIT, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!?!
LISTEN Y'ALL. IF A FRIEND TEXTS YOU AT 3 AM IN THE NIGHT TELLING YOU THAT THEY CAN'T SLEEP, YOU GOTTA KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR SELF AND REPLY WITH COMPASSION.
IDK ABOUT OTHERS BUT IF I TEXT YOU AT 3 AM, I SWEAR YOU BETTER NOT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY IS TEXTED TO AT 3 AM.
Fine, next time I'll text someone else. The only thing you played is played yourself out of getting my 3 am texts.
I move on fast.
~Insane Little Brunette, bouncing back fast.
"Hey, what are you doing?
I CAN'T SLEEP.
I woke up at night after a REALLY long time.
And I feel like an INSOMNIAC.
But I was really hungry so I ate waffles.
Now I'm going to try to sleep."
And like 10 minutes later, he replied,
"I'm playing video games.
Goodnight again :)"
(since he'd already wished me before I went to bed)
I SWEAR THAT HIT ME LIKE A SLAP.
WAIT, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!?!
LISTEN Y'ALL. IF A FRIEND TEXTS YOU AT 3 AM IN THE NIGHT TELLING YOU THAT THEY CAN'T SLEEP, YOU GOTTA KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR SELF AND REPLY WITH COMPASSION.
IDK ABOUT OTHERS BUT IF I TEXT YOU AT 3 AM, I SWEAR YOU BETTER NOT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY IS TEXTED TO AT 3 AM.
Fine, next time I'll text someone else. The only thing you played is played yourself out of getting my 3 am texts.
I move on fast.
~Insane Little Brunette, bouncing back fast.
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